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What’s your favorite Girl Scout Cookie?

February 17, 2011

What your favorite Girl Scout Cookie says about you:

Note: This must be how articles are written in many of the top magazines. Not sure what to write about + see a box of girl scout cookies on coworkers desk = article idea!

Note #2: This is incredibly scientific, as approved by Sam.

Note #3: Who is Sam? (See Note #4)

Note #4: This is Sam. He loves SAMoas. Hyuk, Hyuk.

 

 

And on with the post…

 

1. If your favorite is Samoas/Caramel deLites:

You love adventure – and Harry Potter novels. You prefer high-end toilet paper and run of the mill boxed wine. Your favorite actor is native-Samoan, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. You sometimes refer to your biceps as “these babies,” as in: “check out these babies.”

 

2. If your favorite is Do-Si-Dos/Peanut Butter Sandwiches:

You’re a gentle soul with an affinity for hairspray – both the musical and the beauty product. Few things get under your skin, except for one person and one person alone: Martha Stewart. Her lack of voice inflection infuriates you. You have been known to line dance at weddings.

 

3. If your favorite is Tagalongs or Peanut Butter Patties:

Sure, sometimes you’re the third wheel, but that’s OK. Your eccentricity and juvenile sense of humor make you popular amongst even the most sophisticated circles. You’re good on rollerskates, great on unicycles – and especially excel on the trampoline.

 

4. If your favorite is Thank U Berry Munch:

You’re the only person in the world who has this as their favorite. But you’re incredibly gracious, so that’s good.

 

5. If your favorite is Lemonades:

If this blog were a person, this would be it’s favorite. And so if this is your favorite, then I suppose you and my blog could hang out on weekends.

 

6. If your favorite is Trefoils or Shortbread:

You are a traditionalist at heart. You drive the speed limit, mow your lawn regularly and tell teenagers with sagging pants to pull them up and watch their language. You have been known to sing Stevie Nicks after a glass of wine.

 

7. If your favorite is Thin Mints:

Ahh, yes. The Thin Mint lover. You may like them fresh out of the freezer with a tall glass of milk — or room temperature with a soda pop for breakfast. However you like them, you like them well. The most loyal of all cookie-lovers, you define yourself by this refreshing delicacy and fancy yourself part of an elite dessert class. If there were a bumper sticker that read: “I like my cookies like I like my dates: thin and minty,” you’d sport it.


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Goodbye for now.  I’m going to go steal a Samoa off my neighbor’s desk.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Aimee Steele permalink
    February 18, 2011 1:22 pm

    What about the Thin Mint lovers? Are we becoming extinct?! Tell me it isn’t so!

  2. Morgan permalink
    February 21, 2011 10:20 pm

    They got rid of my recent favorite, the Thanks-a-lot cookie. So i’ll have to try the Thank U Berry Munch and see how it goes…stupid girl scouts harshin’ my vibe… 🙂

  3. February 22, 2011 10:59 am

    Aimee – I updated it just for you! 🙂

  4. Andrew permalink
    February 23, 2011 1:29 pm

    I’m a Samoa guy, but that Trefoil description sounds a lot like me. BTW, I like Jack Black lip- syncing Stevie Nicks to Joan Cusack in School of Rock! 🙂

  5. April 28, 2011 5:59 pm

    Brilliance. And I’ll take a Samoa, thanks. Or an entire sleeve of Thin Mints. 🙂

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