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Be nice, American Idol.

January 20, 2011

American Idol, this is your mother speaking. You have the reputation of being quite a bully – lying to people, making them think that they’ve done something great and then laughing in their faces on live television. It’s rude. And not funny. And I don’t like it at all.

However, your behavior seems to be improving with the addition of two new judges. I like Steven and Jennifer. They seem like nice friends and good influences. Except Steven needs to watch his mouth during family TV-watching time.

I believe you have a good heart, Ameri. You really do. You want to find good talent and build people up and provide actually helpful criticism that makes them better. So just focus on that, OK?

No more making fun of the misguided masses.

But I’m proud of you for getting rid of Paula’s cleavage.

Now go brush your teeth.

 

 

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